dear urban outfitters,

sometimes you're cheap and trashy, sometimes that's a good thing, and sometimes i just think you're overpriced for it. i still like you from time to time, and i have stock in you (like one share of stock) AND want to work at your dog-friendly warehouse headquarters in philadelphia someday, but that's not to say that i'm not disappointed in your clothes... often. but yesterday i saw that old urban i remember when i found your new gold and turquoise rings. mmmmmmmmmm! i was surprised to learn they
a) were not made in china (as far as i know) and
b) were real turquoise, silver and gold.

so keep up the... work, and thank you for my new  ring.

XOs,
darcy